What’s It Like To Have A Universally Charmed Son?

Gao Shi:

Thanks for the Interview, in the police station and just sent the scum gong in.

My son is a universal charmed sweet pie, coveted by all sorts of pe*verts since he was a kid, and I can now memorize the penal code backwards.

Gao Gusheng is the protagonist of an indescribable book, and his life from the age of eighteen onwards is covered by mosaics.

Gao Shi is Gao Gusheng’s father.

Gao Shi silently clenched his fists when he saw the plot of the story.

Hard, I have my fists hard.

Overbearing CEO: You are destined to be a bird in my cage, dragging your broken wings and only singing for me

Gao Shi: It’s cold, time to let a certain CEO go bankrupt.

[Shocked! A certain CEO with the surname Li was imprisoned for huge tax evasion!]

Yandere movie star: You are the most perfect masterpiece of heaven, the rose in my collection room that will never wither!

Gao Shi: Very well, I’ll show you whether it’s a rose red or your nosebleed red.

[Hot! A movie star Xiao-who is actually a serial killer!]

Affectionate car racer: Don’t smile, you don’t look like him if you smile.

Gao Shi: don’t cry, save some tears when you go in.

[Shocking! A famous racer once fled the scene of an accident!]

Cold-hearted Exorcist: “You are my bait, my eternal prisoner.”

Gao Shi… Before Gao Shi could make a move, Gao Gusheng stepped in and delivered a left hook to the chanting exorcist, physically interrupting the spell.

Watching the exorcist being taken away in an unbelieveable face to the station, Gao Gusheng blew his fist, smuging as a fox that just ate a fish.

“Nowadays, who waits for you to slowly finish chanting before hitting, right, dad?”

Gao Shi nodded in approval.

“The child may be taught.”

Gao Shi never expected that a simple outing would lead him to bring home an amnesiac Daoist.

The Daoist remembered nothing, not even basic life skills, as clean as a blank sheet of paper.

Gao Shi had no choice but to teach him hand by hand.

The Daoist was both well-behaved and innocent, always looking at Gao Shi with sparkling eyes.

Until one time, during a mission, Gao Shi encountered a powerful ghost he couldn’t defeat.

He was going to die.

A second before his consciousness blurred, he was thinking he should have agreed to buy the Daoist ice cream.

But what he didn’t know was that after he passed out, a figure caught his falling body.

Ying Bujie held Gao Shi with one hand and a peach wood sword in the other, his face showing a coldness Gao Shi had never seen before.

No one could take away his Captain Gao.

Not even ghosts.

Notes:

Papa Gao Shi 26, son Gao Gusheng 18, pro father and son.

The age difference is the biggest ambush in this article, the first chapter will explain how the son was retrieved, and later in the article will reveal the reason for the birth of Gao Gusheng.

To make an inappropriate analogy, the son is

“as*xual reproduction” birth.

ср: Ying Bujie x Gao Shi

White-cut-black Daotist gong x Grumpy shou

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Gao Gusheng has no cp and is a man who is determined to become a boss.

Notes:

1. The setting is fictional, please do not associate it with reality.

2. Legal knowledge in the story is fictional, references to real legal articles will be placed in the author’s notes.