Whats it like to have a universally charmed son? (Associated Names)

Gao Shi: Thanks for the Interview, in the police station and just sent the scum gong in. My son is a universal charmed sweet pie, coveted by all sorts of pe*verts since he was a kid, and I can now memorize the penal code backwards. Gao Gusheng is the protagonist of an indescribable book, and…