Record of the Missing Sect Master

A major event happened recently to the demonic sect – their powerful sect master suddenly went missing.

Everyone comforted each other: “Don’t worry, the sect master must be out pursuing fun, and so on.”

“Well, that makes sense.”

They waited.

Wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Wait… Everyone slammed the table: “We’ve waited so long! The sect master must have met with a mishap! Look for him!!” Thus numerous disciples ran rumbling down the mountain.

On a certain day of the month, a certain sect master opened his eyes and thought in confusion: Hey, who am I?