I Was Told That If I Confessed My Love For Her 100 Times, I Would Go Out With Her, So I Confessed 99 Times and Stopped

“If you confess to me 100 times, I’ll go out with you.”

That’s what she told me.

I must say that I did not confess to her.

This crazy girl said that to me out of the blue.

Then, I’ll stand up to her, too.

The only way to compete with a crazy person is to step into the same ring.

So I decided to confess 99 times.