Why You Should Be Responsible for Him

“I’ll buy your time! I’ll pay you by the hour.”

“I’m not a babysitter, I’m not sleeping with you. Get in bed, close your eyes, turn off the lights, and I’ll be gone……..”

“I’ll pay you ten times the tutoring fee.”

I didn’t mishear, did I? It was at this moment that my drowsy eyes lit up.

“And I’ll give you one and a half times your nightly allowance.”

“Do you have another pillow?”