Why Hasn’t He Broken Up With Me Yet?

One-Line Summary: After successfully chasing his black-bellied boyfriend, he realized he chased the wrong person.

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Black Bellied Traditional Chinese Doctor vs Mistress Deterrent Consultant

As university graduation approached, Bai Mu Ning, a Mistress Deterrent Consultant, took on a big order. A handsome traditional Chinese medicine doctor with a small mole near his brow.

The traditional Chinese medicine doctor was awfully harassing the employer’s boyfriend. Left with no other choice, the employer hired Bai Mu Ning to seduce the male mistress and make him fall for someone else instead.

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The first time they met, Bai Mu Ning pretended to be a patient to strike up a conversation—only to be diagnosed with kidney deficiency. He returned home dejectedly, carrying a bag full of Chinese medicine.

The second time, Bai Mu Ning pretended to touch porcelain[1] to get entangled with him but ended up getting an acupuncture treatment that was so intense that he almost couldn’t get out of bed.

The third time, Bai Mu Ning learned to be smart. He abandoned all roundabout tactics and went straight for a bold confession. As a result, the man coldly rejected him, “Sorry, I only like people who can recite pi to 1,000 decimal places.”

“…?”

Evaluation completed. This man was poisonous.

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After getting the man with great difficulty, Bai Mu Ning hadn’t even had the chance to show his results to the employer when he saw the traditional Chinese medicine doctor’s younger brother who had the exact same face with a small mole near his brow.

Bai Mu Ning was petrified on the spot. Mom, I got the wrong person.

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In order to break up quickly, Bai Mu Ning activated refined mode—demanding to get piggyback when walking, needing to be coaxed to sleep, throwing tantrums if he didn’t get enough kisses, and even crying over not getting his hand-brewed coffee.

After a period of time, Bai Mu Ning with superb acting skills began to wonder–Why hasn’t he broken up with me yet?

Was it too late to run away now?

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Note:

[1] To scam somebody by faking an accident where one appeared injured by the victim, then demanding compensation.