When Will General Come Marry Me?

Shu Shi country’s Little Prince fell in love at first sight with the eldest son of Qi family. He declared: If it’s not the general, I will never get married!

The Emperor was furious: Three generations of the Qi family are all ministers with great merits. Qi Nanke is their eldest son, how can he give his hand to you in marriage?

The aggrieved Little Prince sighed with regret: Then, I can give my hand to him.

Qi Nanke heard the news. He quickly returned to Royal City to break the engagement, but halfway through the trip, he met the Little Prince who had snuck out from the Royal City.

Little Prince traveled a thousand miles to see his husband. Who would have thought he would encounter mountain bandits and was even coincidentally saved by Qi Nanke?

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The Little Prince squeaked out mandarin in Shu Shi’s dialect: It can’t be, it can’t be! How could my white moonlight grow up to be like this?

Qi Nanke: …

Little Prince: Don’t touch this daddy!! (`皿′)