These Protagonists Are Too Powerful, I Quit!

【Protagonist Non-Villain Lighthearted Slow Start】

An Yi: “They accused me of dining and dashing, and even slandered me for harassing the waitress. You all need to stand up for me, your boss! @everyone!”

Special Forces King Lin Chen: “No useless messages in the main group! Message retracted!”

An Yi: “Damn it! Poker face, give me the group admin rights!”

Martial Arts Emperor Fang Jueming: “Master, what happened? I’m coming to save you!”

Disowned Young Master Bai Xiu: “I finally got three months of sleep, and you woke me up with that @. What did you retract?”

Reincarnator Chen Bing: “Can’t even handle such a trivial matter? Boss, don’t blame me for looking down on you (pushes glasses up).”

Reborn Shangguan Qianqian: “Oh, harassing a waitress? Does Mu Xuan know about this?”

An Yi: “No, it’s not like that, Qianqian, let me explain!”

Poison Doctor Zhang Fan: “Ahem, need some sterilization drugs? I just learned a new recipe, works pretty well.”

Sword Saint Xiao Ye: “A sword will do the trick, guaranteed not a drop of blood.”

Fire God Ye Tian: “Let’s think about how to save An Yi. Is he in danger? I’m not too familiar with the rules of your world.”

Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun: “Already gathered 100,000 troops, on the way.”

An Yi: “…”

An Yi: “@Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun, bro, no, don’t be impulsive, just transfer some money!”