The Lust Farmer

My boyfriend dumped me and went to a rich middle-aged man. I moved to the countryside to escape city life to live in the countryside, and then a farmer showed up on moving day.

“What is this? Looks like you kept this.”

What is he doing with my dildo!

“You– have a chubby ass.”

I’m a lascivious man who reacts instantly to the touch of a farmer growing chili peppers…

“Eat– I want to eat. Please… let me eat it.”