Summoned as a Hero, but I Chose to Be a NEET – I Got a Defense Cheat, but It’s Completely Useless in Combat!

A Template Story That’s Not Quite a Template

One day… I died. Just like that.

And then, thanks to some mysterious being, I got summoned to another world.

I received a cheat ability, but it was something trivial—an absolute immunity to injuries and illnesses. No attack power whatsoever. I can’t even defeat a single slime.

How the hell am I supposed to survive in a brutal world like this?!

King: “Oh brave hero, what is thy name?”

Protagonist: “Wait, shouldn’t you introduce yourself first before asking for my name?”

Attendant: “You dare speak so rudely to His Majesty?!”

King: “Hohohoho! Quite the lively young man. …Kill him.”

Guards: “As you command!”

This is a comedy novel about a cowardly, chicken-hearted protagonist who struggles every day to achieve his dream—living the perfect NEET life.

The heroine-like girl is an actual heroine. There are no betrayal or NTR elements.

No tragic deaths or party members leaving, so you can enjoy it without worries.

I wrote this with an empty head so you can read it with an empty head.