Stand-in Training Class

To pass the time, I started giving online training on how to be a stand-in.

Unexpectedly, my own husband became a student. He even spoke with righteous conviction:

“As long as my wife is happy, what’s wrong with being a stand-in?

“So what if there’s a white moonlight? I was still the one who married her.

“As long as the imitation is spot on, the stand-in can rise to the top too!”

? I was confused.

Aren’t I the one who’s always been treated as the stand-in???