Salted Fish and Sword

I transmigrated into a Xianxia novel, and I accidentally made the male lead’s sword recognize me as its master.

During the war between gods and demons, the male lead swung his arm and summoned me over.

I respectfully called upon the ancient divine sword.

“Please, go help him.”

The divine sword replied, “Call me Husband, or I won’t go.”

The male lead, who was being slashed by enemies: ?