Rules for Role-Playing High-Risk Personas

*”Welcome to the world of Personality Plunder.

You possess three initial personality cards.

You can use any means to plunder personality cards.

Black cards represent ‘high-risk personalities.’ Proceed with caution.

You must…”*

Shi Qian stared at the three pitch-black high-risk personality cards in her hand, deep in thought.

Game system, are you serious?

Even though I filled out the questionnaire with things like ‘My right hand seals an evil power,’ ‘Black wings of rage are my arms,’ and ‘I’m so tired of saving the world, let it perish,’ I’m just a simple chuunibyou (teenage delusional) case, okay?!

System: Your complaint has been noted. As a gift, here’s the black personality [Arrogant Dreamer] . Excessive humility is the ultimate arrogance.

Shi Qian: “…???”

Fine, then I’ll become—

System: Become?

Shi Qian: A regular convenience store owner who, despite possessing superpowers and evil personalities, sets alarms to grab discounted eggs and pinches every penny!

System: “…???”

——【Personality No. 001: Physical Sleep Specialist】

On a rainy night, a creature followed a girl in red through the alley and slipped indoors.

Its black-gray tongue l**ked its lips, the temptation of fresh blood driving it to kill—

Suddenly, bright white lights flickered on.

“Hello there?” The black-haired girl in red sat at the dining table, tilting her head slightly.

She smiled, narrowing her eyes, the clinking of her knife and fork piercing the air. “Do you prefer steamed or braised?”

The creature, which had always disdained learning human speech: “…Help!”

——【Personality No. 066: Necromancer】

Tu Ge, the top streamer of Personality Plunder, controlled a black personality as he moved through dungeons, cutting down NPCs indiscriminately and sending them to heaven.

Only a barefoot girl remained in the slaughterhouse.

Holding a stuffed toy, frail and pale, she slowly raised her arm…

The dead NPCs rose, bones buried in the earth came back to life, ignoring all physical attacks as they swarmed toward the streamer Tu Ge.

[Tu Ge, run!]

[Oh no, Tu Ge’s about to crash and burn! Better start flattering the BOSS, haha!]

The chat exploded as Tu Ge’s personality card was stripped away: “No… she’s not an NPC! She’s a player!!”

——【Personality No. ??: ???】

True form unknown. Do not look. Do not listen.

Months later.

Watching the new world Shi Qian had created through her chaotic roleplay—where evil gods and true gods coexisted, and the bizarre blended with the divine—the system quipped sarcastically: “Just a~ simple~ chuunibyou~”

Shi Qian: “? I really am, though.”

What else could I do when all I got were high-risk personalities? If you can’t beat them, join them.