Really Like You

The underachiever is universally acknowledged as a great beauty and a known face-chaser.

On the top student’s first day at school, he witnesses the underachiever telling a confessor, “I don’t like anyone who isn’t as good-looking as me.”

At the welcome party, the top student draws a daring challenge to confess to the underachiever.

With a look of disdain, he presses a glass against the underachiever’s chest, saying, “Personally, I think I’m better looking than you.”

The underachiever just smiles, lifts the glass, and drinks it down.

The top student adds, “But I don’t like you.”

The next second, the underachiever reaches out, wraps his arms around the neck of the top student, and passes the drink into his mouth. The top student turns his head and walks away.

Waking up the next day, he finds the underachiever lying in his bed…