Pharaoh’s Silly Wife

A carefree, mischievous, cat-loving protagonist × A pharaoh with both stunning looks and a twisted personality, utterly devoid of morals.

In the year 4057 of the New Era, Bastet dies in a research accident. As compensation, the national AI, Zuma, grants him a chance to be reborn.

Before his rebirth, Zuma cheerfully promises:

“To make up for your loss, your new life will be one of luxury, with food and shelter guaranteed. You will be worshiped by thousands, seen as the living embodiment of a god. You’ll have free access to the royal treasury, and the ruler of a nation will dote on you endlessly. You’ll live as a carefree cat. Do you accept?”

Bastet: What’s there to refuse? That sounds amazing!

Then, after his rebirth, Bastet desperately claws his way down from a certain Pharaoh’s lap.

Bastet: “That damn AI scammed me! I want to go home! Waaah!”

Yofar smiles gently, his lips curling into a dangerous smirk:

“You’re being naughty. I might have to kill you.”

Bastet (terrified): “Y-Ya… Yame te kuda—!”