Now We Can Finally Live a Slow Life in This World! God: “You Have Done Well. You Are a Hero. Now Let’s Return You to Your Home World as Promised.” “Forced Repatriation Beam!” “Oh, Hey!”

Companion short story of Now we can finally live a slow life in this world! God: “You have done well. You are a Hero. Now let’s return you to your homeworld as promised.” “Forced Repatriation Beam!” “Oh, hey!”

Set in the point of view of the hero’s lover