My Imperial Scholar Keeps Running Away With The Baby

The Empress Dowager sent me to secretly investigate whether the new emperor had any hidden ailments.

However, due to one careless mistake, I ended up being completely devoured by the dog emperor.

So, with my back aching and gritting my teeth under the emperor’s dark gaze, I reported to the Empress Dowager:

“Your Majesty is quite… straight. He was straight all night long.”

Later, one day, the new emperor held my waist thoughtfully and remarked, “Imperial Scholar, it seems you’ve gained some weight.”

Gritting my teeth, I thought: Of course! How could I not?

…Thanks to you, I’m now running away with your child.