My ghost wives all want to kill me?

Things to note when living with a ghost wife

1: Don’t be too close to her, otherwise she will like you too much and kill you.

2: Don’t be too cold to her, otherwise she will kill you directly.

3: She gets jealous easily, whether of living or dead people

4: Don’t reason with her, Marxist philosophy cannot save her. … … (To be added)

My name is Li Gui, the above are my warnings, but if, I am…