Mary Sue Does Not Stick to the Plot

Short story from a dark past.

Please read this while taking note of proper punctuation.

This story is also called “Mary Sue Wants to Be Gay With Me, But I Just Want to Bash Her Head”

For Shang WeiYu who abhors Mary Sue stories, she one day decided to establish a system to oppose the existence of the Mary Sue. Its goal was to reach a large number of stories featuring Mary Sues and diminish the glory of the Mary Sues.

Aren’t they just Mary Sues. Knowing the plot of the story, my dad rolls up his sleeves and goes to work, bashing one with each hand without any trace of panic.

But Mary Sues continue to burst out, one by one. It would be fine if they did not follow the plot, but what is with all of these Mary Sues falling in love with me??

Bossy Superior: Although your taste is like this, remember to come to my office.

Shang WeiYu: Oh woman, I have no interest in Mary Sues. I just want to go home, thanks.