Man In Konoha: I, Naruto! Completely Screwed Up!

Travel across Konoha, become Uzumaki Naruto, and bind the rotten system.

Crane end? Forever a scumbag?

Naruto: Yes, I’m a piece of shit, let’s go home and sleep.

“Successfully banished, the Eight Sign Seal key has been redeemed. ”

Monster fox? A natural disaster?

Naruto: Yes, I’m sorry to be human.

“Successful placement, Mangekyō Sharingan has been redeemed. ”

Collect Tail Beasts to take my Nine Tails?

Naruto: This doesn’t seem to work, I’ll have to ask Kurama.

Infinite Tsukuyomi? Blood Eye Project?

Naruto: Not really, it would be nice if we slept together in Tsukuyomi…