Investiture of the Star Generals

The arrogant lady riding a green ox calls herself Laozi as she leaves seclusion, chattering endlessly. The graceful Tang Sanzang truly is a feast for the eyes. There’s also that Chiyou and Yellow Emperor, who have engaged in three hundred battles to settle just who is the most domineering queen.

The gods and immortals from the “Classic of Mountain and Sea,” the “Journey to the West,” and the “Investiture of the Gods” have each turned into outstanding beauties.

But enough of that. Little Sister Wukong, hurry and lend me your Jingu Bang.