I’m A Baller

When a person is poor, everything the person does is wrong, even breathing.

DING, congratulations host! You will get a fixed amount of money every time you breathe.

DING, you just ate a really delicious lobster and hence, here is a card that allows you to eat spicy food.

DING, you had quality sleep today and hence, you have 20% more energy buff that lasts throughout today.

In a tycoon system, everything in life brings surprises.

Coach, I want to learn racing!