I Can’t Be This Protagonist


Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life.

There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist.

Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel.

Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs.

Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplenty

Scum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight

Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play

Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough

Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you

Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba

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