How to Become a Sadist’s Lover

“I’m a sadist.”

“…Pardon?”

“I’m sorry, Yan. Since I’m a sadist, I can’t date you.”

After being momentarily stunned by this unexpected rejection,

Yan comes up with an ingenious idea.

“If you, Sir Sirius, can’t date me because you’re a sadist, then I’ll become a masochist for you!”