Faking Amnesia and Playing Lovers with My Arch-Nemesis

Chi Zhou and Lu Shen are sworn enemies, their personalities fundamentally incompatible. Whenever they meet, sparks fly, and they’re constantly tripping each other up.

One day, Chi Zhou has a “car accident” and ends up in the hospital.

His nemesis, Lu Shen, pays him a visit.

Chi Zhou, with a sly grin, points to his head: “Sorry, I’ve lost my memory. Who are you?”

Lu Shen looks at the minor scr*pe on Chi Zhou’s head – barely enough to warrant a Band-Aid.

Then he counters: “Don’t remember? I’m your boyfriend.”

Chi Zhou: “?”

Damn, Lu Shen, you’d stoop that low just to mess with me?

Chi Zhou sneers internally.

Fine, pretending to be gay just to mess with me? Let’s see who wins this game.

—Because everyone knows Lu Shen is a bona fide straight guy.

From that moment, Chi Zhou gained a “boyfriend.”

And soon, everyone was shocked to see that Chi Zhou had changed.

He started showing up everywhere with Lu Shen, clinging to him, calling him “ge”, holding hands, even changing his profile picture and social media banner to cozy photos of him and Lu Shen.

People even witnessed Chi Zhou warding off Lu Shen’s admirers on the basketball court, drinking from Lu Shen’s water bottle, and innocently asking, “What’s wrong, Ge? Aren’t we a couple?”

Everyone around was so stunned they dropped their basketballs.

Lu Shen’s Adam’s apple bobbed slightly, but he calmly replied, “Of course, babe, you can do whatever you want.”

Chi Zhou, caught off guard by that “babe”: “…”

Damn it, almost got played by this jerk!

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Chi Zhou never imagined that this time, his scheme would end up trapping him, too.

Afterward, he fumed more and more, finally kicking Lu Shen off the bed with a shout: “I’ve regained my memory. We’re breaking up. Right now!”

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