Ever Since I Bragged in Class About My Roommate—Who’s Cute, Stylish, Has a Big Butt, and Sneaks Into My Bed Every Night to Comfort Me (a Corgi)—My Childhood Friend Has Been Acting Weird

Cute. Stylish. With a big butt. And sneaking into my bed every night to comfort me. That’s my roommate, Kurumi.

When I shared this story with my friends, my childhood friend Sayuki overheard, and ever since then, she’s been acting a little strange. She keeps asking weird questions, wanting to know all about ‘Kurumi,’ and I feel like she’s been getting closer to me than before.

Wait… you made me lunch? Oh, thanks.

What? You’re asking if Kurumi makes lunch for me? There’s no way she could! After all, Kurumi is my pet corgi!