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Shui Que was sickly and frail, born into a world on the verge of collapse. His life was miserable—then he died.
“Ding-dong! The Soft Rice System has detected that your fragility level is maxed out, your beauty level is maxed out, and—oh my god, baby—you even have a weak stomach! You were practically born to live off others! Join us for success, a peak career, and a lifetime of being pampered—skip thirty years of struggle and start winning now!”
Shui Que: Wait, there’s actually a way to get by without working?
[The Illegitimate Alpha with a Pheromone Disorder]
He was an illegitimate child of unknown origins. After his mother passed away, he was brought back to the wealthy family, where his father was indifferent, his stepmother looked at him coldly, and even his allowance was controlled by his eldest brother, the head of the household.
As a vain and opportunistic kept Alpha, he would lose himself in material desires, using his pheromone disorder to disguise himself as an Omega on streaming platforms to lure wealthy benefactors while also seeking “good older brothers” at school. In the end, his schemes were exposed, and he was utterly disgraced.
Shui Que took his role of freeloading seriously, catering to the whims of his livestream patrons. But the moment he changed into a new outfit, the platform flagged his content as inappropriate and cut the stream automatically.
Puzzled, he took a selfie in the mirror and sent it to all his “big brothers” in his contact list. Am I not good-looking?
The next second, someone knocked on his door.
His stepbrother: “Open up.”
Shui Que: Crap, I accidentally selected one extra brother in the group message.
【The Blind Widower of the Infinite Dungeons】 He was a player who survived in the infinite world by clinging to the strong. Blind in both eyes, he was not only a burden to his entire team but also had the audacity to order around the No.1 ranked player—his newlywed husband. Everyone had long since grown sick of him.
When No.1 unexpectedly died during a solo mission, he braced himself for his inevitable fate in the next dungeon—being torn apart by ghosts.
But then, the dungeon NPCs started doing his laundry and cooking for him, while the male lead—No.2, whom he had bullied mercilessly—silently folded his pants with a cold expression.
In the end, the final Boss captured him, tent**les wrapping around him, whispering, “Baby…”
【The Gold-Digging, Heartless Moonlight】
He was the heartless ex-fiancé of the protagonist in an imperial examination novel—the kind who chased wealth and abandoned the poor. While the protagonist juggled three jobs a day to support him while studying for the exams, he got tangled up with the protagonist’s classmate and teacher in an unclear relationship. Then, on his wedding night, he ran off with a newly favored young marquis. In the original storyline, he was destined to be cast aside, falling into despair and dying in the back courtyard.
Everything was going smoothly—until the now-glorious top scholar not only refrained from taking revenge but instead cornered him against the wall, eyes reddened, whispering, “I’ll work hard to earn money. Come back to me. I’ll take care of you.”
Late at night, the marquis climbed into his bed. “Still thinking about your little lover?”
【The Pampered Adopted Child in a Pay-to-Win Raising Sim】 He was a hidden character in a child-raising simulation game. Players who drew his character would play the role of his guardian and be responsible for raising him. But—his weapons required in-game purchases, his clothes required in-game purchases, and even his mood and stamina had to be paid for. Yet despite all this, he was still a stunning yet utterly useless character with absurdly low base stats.
During beta testing, a major game streamer exposed these exploitative mechanics, causing the entire internet to tr*sh the game, leading to its cancellation.
And that very same streamer, who was supposed to criticize him—
“Welcome to my stream, everyone! Come watch my precious child! He’s in a bad mood today—don’t worry, Daddy’s got money! I’ll pay for whatever he needs!” “The new autumn outfit just dropped? Buy it!” “Wait, why is this NPC suddenly confessing to my child? Where’s the kill option? :)”
【The Pure Yin-Physique Young Sect Master】 He was the young sect master with a rare pure yin physique, once childhood friends with the protagonist—the future invincible hero. Their youthful affections made the protagonist love him to the point of obsession. But when the protagonist’s family was destroyed, he immediately annulled their engagement and chose the protagonist’s senior brother as his new fiancé.
It should have been a classic tale of “the river flows east for thirty years, then west for thirty years”—his sect ultimately destined to be annihilated by the now-powerful protagonist.
However, in order to help their young sect master cultivate through dual cultivation, the entire sect transformed into a fiercely competitive, industrious powerhouse. They thrived, crushing the ruthless Daoist sword sect with their feet and pummeling the ascetic Buddhist cultivators with their fists.
Meanwhile, the once-dominant protagonist returned, now kneeling before the sect master, offering endless treasures, pleading—“Please let me marry into your sect.”
【The Green Tea Pretty Boy in a 1970s Novel】 He was a scheming pretty-boy educated youth in a 1970s novel, having transmigrated into the story. Lazy, vain, and manipulative, he used his knowledge of the plot to cozy up to the future tycoon protagonist while tricking the protagonist’s honest older brother into doing his farm work in exchange for empty promises of marriage once he passed his college entrance exams. He drained the honest man’s savings dry.
In the original plot, the protagonist eventually exposed his true nature, leading to his expulsion from the educated youth village. Abandoned and penniless, he disappeared in the snow on the eve of the reinstated college entrance exams.
Yet somehow, even after realizing he had been deceived, the honest man was still willing to be used by him. And the protagonist’s sharp-eyed younger uncle—who had always despised him—knocked on his door late at night, murmuring, “Baby, open up. I swear I’m my brother.”
[Reading Tips]
1. The “stepbrother” love interest is an adopted son—no blood relation, not even in the same household registry.
2. Absolute heartthrob protagonist; pure indulgence for possessive admirers.
3. Multiple versions of the same love interest (sliced personality trope), each with significant screen time and intimate interactions.
Date | Group | Release | |
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Feb 5 | Lazy Girl Translations |