Apocalyptic Game: Milk Tea Cart

On September 9, 2999, the Apocalyptic Dungeon Game descended upon Blue Star, forcibly pulling in random players with a death rate as high as 98%. The fact that humanity hadn’t gone extinct was hailed as an interstellar miracle.

In the third year of the game, under immense pressure, humans were forced to evolve. Now, everyone had superpowers, chosen ones were everywhere, rebirths were commonplace, and systems were as common as stray dogs. Humanity, brimming with confidence, believed they would finally win this time—until they realized the monsters on the other side were cheating too.

Level caps refreshed out of nowhere, dungeon monsters could take potions, half-dead bosses would buff themselves before mutating… Seriously?! This cursed game is super imbalanced!

Humans, in despair, thought this time they were really doomed. That’s when a certain game legend quietly began to spread: If you dial a magical delivery number and the monster you’re facing is buggy enough, a pink milk tea cart of justice would descend from the sky, with lace-trimmed little flags fluttering in the wind. It would stylishly sweep away everything in its path.

Then, you had to hand over all your loot to the super cool boss and buy a cup of milk tea from the overbearing owner. Otherwise… well, don’t ask if the milk tea is good or not. It’s the sweetness of surviving the calamity, the rich taste of life continuing!

To prevent humanity from achieving final victory, the game secretly sabotaged their evolutionary paths. The stronger an individual became, the more useless the abilities they gained. For instance, the madman He Wuning acquired a milk tea shop management system, while humanity’s beacon of hope, Yi Luo, awakened the most powerful ability—a repairman’s skillset.

He Wuning: “Damn this game! It’s punishing me, huh? Well, I’ll punish your bosses! All imbalances must die!”

Yi Luo cooperatively raised his wrench.