Anyone Who Bullies Dragons Are Sick

OP: I am a Green Dragon! Now I’m locked up in a mental hospital! How can I prove that I’m a normal dragon!? It’s urgent! Waiting online!!

First Reply: Hhhh, this is killing me. Are mental hospitals so advanced now that they let patients go online?

Second Reply: Just give up. With your self-identity setup, you’ll never get out of the mental hospital…

Third Reply: What!? A Green Dragon? Can you grant wishes???

OP: Reply to Third Reply, I can grant wishes, but the dragon has lost its powers and cannot fulfill your wish. Unless you help the dragon regain its reverse scale and restore its powers, then mountains of gold and silver will be no problem.

Fourth Reply: I, Qin Shihuang, send money!

Fifth Reply: The original poster is mentally ill, case closed!

The angry little Green Dragon flips the table (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻