Zhǎng dé xiàng nǚ háizi zěnme kěnéng shì wǒ de cuò! (Associated Names)

In the hot summer, a social withdrawal like me is headed to the supermarket because of low food supply. “Look, that girl over there is so cute!” “Oh? Hey you’re right! Is she perhaps a celebrity?” As I walked, every time a person saw me they would always say the same thing. But I’m actually…