老板想追我室友怎么办 (Associated Names)

I, a conscientious corporate s*ave, ruined Boss Ning Yiheng’s suit because of a kitten sent to the office. I thought boss was going to be furious but boss said gently, “You have a good relationship with Li Xiaoming from Human Resources ah. I can always see you getting off work together.” Me: ? Ning Yiheng:…