两个舔狗结连理 (Associated Names)

My childhood friend, Gu Si Yuan, married the most talented woman in the capital, Lin Xi. At their wedding banquet, Young Marquis Lu and I—both heartbroken—drowned our sorrows in drink. Because, I had feelings for Gu Si Yuan, and he admired Lin Xi. We drank until we were completely wasted, and in front of everyone,…