After I Awakened The System, All The Goddesses Chased Me

After being a simp for five years, Zhou Ming was suddenly granted a system from the heavens, officially ending his pathetic simp life.

“Zhou Ming, why aren’t you replying to any of my messages?”

“Heh, I was just taking a shower.”

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“Zhou Ming, can you please reply to my messages?”

“Sorry, I just fell asleep.”

“You seriously fell asleep for two whole days?!”