I Didn’t Mess With Any of You

In her past life, Liu Guang died as an overworked corporate s*ave consumed by the infamous “996” work schedule. In this life, on the mysterious and magical Xuanqi Continent, she achieved immense cultivation at a young age and immediately started living a life of leisure and retirement.

But her peaceful days didn’t last long. After a sudden turn of events, she found herself stranded and struggling, barely able to scr*pe together her next meal.

Desperate for food and shelter, Liu Guang seized the opportunity to sneak into the most prestigious sect during their disciple recruitment. To her surprise, instead of the tranquil life she envisioned, chaos seemed to follow her everywhere.

At the sect’s martial arts tournament, the sect master’s wife proudly introduced her to a rare prodigy:

“This is your fiancé.”

Liu Guang: ?

In the forbidden Sumeru Land, the Asura King—whose treasured artifact she had just stolen and whom she had publicly restrained—declared:

“From now on, you’ll be my queen.”

Liu Guang: ??

On the ethereal Lingyin Island, the esteemed Patriarch Yan Yu smiled and said,

“You are the destined partner of our Young Master.”

Liu Guang: ???

The youngest cultivator to ever reach the Xuanshen Realm looked at her with teary eyes:

“Ah Guang, you’ve seen me, touched me, and even kissed me. You can’t just abandon me now.”

Liu Guang: …………