I, the outlaw, was caught again

“The outlaw has been caught again! ”

“How many times has this happened? ”

“The 42th time! ”

“… ”

——The above is excerpted from netizens’ comments.

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“To this day, we still don’t know…”

“Why has this outlaw been arrested dozens of times, but never convicted once? ”

“We don’t even know…”

“He’s an outlaw, but he has more medals of honor than the police! ”

——The above is excerpted from the “Outlaws Daily”, produced exclusively by Jiangsan City.

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“Who on earth is slandering me and saying that I am an outlaw? ”

“I am a law-abiding citizen! ”

Before the press conference, Xu, a suspect in dozens of cases and known as an outlaw, was very angry and slammed the table.

“Besides, why do you say that my employees are also lawless lunatics? ”

“Does it mean we call him ‘Uncle Ba’ just because he’s a great chef? ”

“Damn you, you guys who judge people by their appearance! ”

Facing the reporters, Mr. Xu looked at the camera and protested with great dissatisfaction.

The next day.

Reporters and police caught Xu at an extremely brutal murder scene.

Mr. Xu was arrested again.