Two Simps Get Married

My childhood friend, Gu Si Yuan, married the most talented woman in the capital, Lin Xi.

At their wedding banquet, Young Marquis Lu and I—both heartbroken—drowned our sorrows in drink.

Because, I had feelings for Gu Si Yuan, and he admired Lin Xi.

We drank until we were completely wasted, and in front of everyone, I clung to him, sobbing heart-wrenchingly.

And just like that, our families forced us into marriage.

On our wedding night, I noticed a portrait of Lin Xi hanging on the wall of the bridal chamber.

In the spirit of fairness, I pulled out a portrait of Gu Si Yuan from my sleeve and hung it beside hers.

At that moment, Young Marquis Lu entered the room and suddenly remarked,

“Looking at them like this, they really do seem like a perfect match!”