A Thousand Crossings

Three years after our breakup, I was kidnapped, and my ex-boyfriend was negotiating business with the head of the kidnappers right in front of me.

I shouted, “Husband, save me!”

My ex-boyfriend remained cold-faced, not even sparing me a glance.

“Brother Chen, President Chen, Buddha Chen…”

Seeing that he was still ignoring me, I grew furious. “Chen Wu, you bastard! Are you just going to watch me die without helping?!”

My ex-boyfriend’s eyes reddened, and finally, he spoke to me, word by word:

“My. Name. Is. Jiang. Du!”

Huh? I didn’t even get a single character right!